Masturbation...Is it wrong?

Masturbation

Is it wrong that I like it?

First off do not judge me for what I am about to write. If you don't like the topic of masturbation then please stop reading here(:

Okay So I was on YouTube a few days ago and I came upon a channel called Sex+ by a girl named Laci Green. She's a very intelligent girl and she has a good head on her shoulders. When I first started watching her videos I was like "What the hell?". Like I literally said that every single time I clicked on a new video but when I finally decided to listen I realized that the stuff she was saying was soooooo true. I mean she talked about things from "Slut Shaming" to "A Guide For Anal Sex". I mean holy hell this girl is seriously so smart. Then earlier today I found myself watching her video about sex toys and masturbation.

She basically talked about how and when the first vibrator was invented and how women used to love it but when everyone (men) found out that it was being used for pleasure it just magically disappeared. In the 70s people started to use them again and that is when masturbation became taboo. People still think of sex toys as weird and a gross topic. But why? Is it gross for a man to shove himself in you? No? So why is it weird to put your fingers in you...or a little plastic/glass thing to give you more pleasure when you want it?

I'll just come right out and say it. I masturbate! There I said it. Whew *wipes imaginary sweat off of my forehead*. I used to be soooo ashamed. Every time after I masturbated I would feel like crap. Thanks to Laci I don't care what people think anymore. Masturbation is safe! I don't understand why people always push the idea away. You won't catch any diseases. You won't get pregnant...annnnnd you'll still technically be a virgin since you've never been with a man. Do you see why masturbation is so great now? Should I say anymore? 

I Love Masturbation. I will still be pure for my husband. I won't have any kids and I'll be clean as a whistle. Hell yea I'll keep right on masturbating. Also masturbating helps you figure out what you like and don't like. It also makes great practice for oral sex (for all my kinks out there). I feel great. This feels so good to get off of my chest. Yay. Okay now time to go to sleep and have dreams...

Long story short...Masturbation is great. Try it some time.